I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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