Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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