You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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