you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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