i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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