The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
