How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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