I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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