Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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