he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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