Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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