Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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