No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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