i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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