Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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