She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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