that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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