did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
