i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
