That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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