Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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