the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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