going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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