I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
In other news, I just burned my penis
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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