We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
ttyl tear gas
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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