when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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