Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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