): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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