Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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