shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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