Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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