Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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