sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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