who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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