she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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