Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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