5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
worst night to have a conscience
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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