i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
