doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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