would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i drank out of a bidet.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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