So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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