Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just had sex on a roof
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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