...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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