she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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