They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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