office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
