it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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