Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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