I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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