We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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