I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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